Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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