I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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