i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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