Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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