if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Drunk is not a location!
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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