well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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