He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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