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The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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