): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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