She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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