So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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