I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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