Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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