do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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