we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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