these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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