I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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