it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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