..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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