so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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