There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
don't judge my taste in strippers
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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