i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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