i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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