you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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