She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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