She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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