we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
