My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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