i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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