I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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