wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
