how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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