you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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