Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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