So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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