She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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