brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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