i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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