On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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