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Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i came on her dog
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I have fence marks all over my body
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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