Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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