She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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