did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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