she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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