and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
