Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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