Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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