i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I met the friendliest cop last night
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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