I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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