Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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