you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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